宝贝 外面很冷 快钻进被窝
Snuggle in,sweetie! lt's cold out there.
Why is it snowing,Grandma? Where does it come from?
Oh,that's a long story,sweetheart.
-我想听! -改天再说 快睡吧!
I wanna hear.-Oh, not tonight.Go to sleep.
我还不困 告诉我吧! 求求你!
I'm not sleepy.Tell me,please.
I guess it would have to start with... scissors!
Well,there are all kinds of scissors.
And once there was even a man who had scissors for hands.
A man? -Yes.
手拿剪刀? -不 是剪刀手
hands scissors? -no,scissor hands.
You know the mansion on top of the mountain?
A long time ago...
an inventor lived in that mansion.
He made many things,I suppose.
He also created a man.
他给他造了器官 心脏 头脑 以及一切
He gave him insides,a heart,a brain,everything.
You see,the inventor was very old.
He died before he got to fiinish the man he invented.
So the man was left by himself,
incomplete and all alone.
He didn't have a name?
Of course he had a name.
His name was Edward.
你不是刚来过吗? -不 今年我还是头一次来
-Weren't you just here? -No,not since last season!
Today I've come to show you our exquisite new line of softer colours,in shadows,
blushes and lipstick.
Everything you need to accent and highlight your changing look.
My changing look... That's good!
I also have a complete selection of your old favourites,
those tried and true products we've all come to depend on year in and year out.
算了吧 佩格 你知道我从未跟你买过
Come on,Peg,I never buy anything from you.
我知道! 再见 海伦 再见
Um,you didn't have to call me,ma'am.You could have taken care ofthis by yourself.
I could? I don't think so.
It's easy.Your food trap's clogged,that's all.
See this bolt here? You just unscrew this...
And out she pops.
On TV they say you repairmen are a lonely bunch.
Housewives get lonely too,though you may not realise it since they haven't made an ad.
And then you just take this and put it back in here nice and easy.Be careful not to force it.
别使劲 这尺寸刚好塞进 然后再转回去
And then you just screw this back on.
Oh,now who could that be?
Will you excuse me for a moment?
别乱跑 我马上回来 你教得太出色了
Now,don't go anywhere.I'll be right back.This is fascinatin'!
I wouldn't wanna miss a moment of it!
-早 乔伊斯! 雅芳化妆品! -为什么
-Good morning,Joyce.Avon calling! -Why,Peg...
Have you gone blind? Can't you see that vehicle in my drive?
Don't you realise that means I'm busy?
OK,now we should decide on lipsticks.
OK,dear,did you like the Winsome Wahini,which looked charming on you,
or the Bahimini Bliss?
-I like 'em both. -Well, great!
You don't actually think I have any money,do you?
Ding-dong! The Avon lady!
Just not my day.
Oh,it's so beautiful!
Hello? Avon calling!
我是佩格 本地雅芳业务代表 你好?
I'm Peg Boggs.I'm your local Avon representative.Hello?
I...I'm sorry to barge in like this,but you don't have any reason to be afraid.
Ooh! This is some huge house,isn't it?
Thank goodness for those aerobics...classes.
Why are you hiding back there?
You don't have to hide from me.I'm Peg Boggs.
I'm your local Avon representative,
and I'm as harmless as cherry pie...
I can see that I've disturbed you.
How stupid of me.I'll just be going now.
What happened to you?
-I'm not finished. -Ohh!
Put those down.Don't come any closer.Please...
Those are your hands?
Those are your hands!
What happened to you?
Where are your parents? Um...
He didn't wake up.
Are you alone? Do you live up here all by yourself?
What happened to your face?
I won't hurt you.
At the very least,let me give you a good astringent.
This will help to prevent infection.
What's your name?
I think you should just come home with me.
-I'm...I'm sorry. -No.No,don't be.
You go ahead and look.You have every reason to be excited.
Oh! You OK?
I was standing outside talking to Carol,and Peg drove by.She had somebody with her.
-Did you get a good look at him? -No,I didn't.
Did she say anything to you about having a guest?
Nothing at all.She rang my doorbell at the crack of dawn.
No...OK,I'll meet you on the corner.
Here we go,dear.This is our house.
You can just go right in and make yourself right at home,OK?
We'll have something to eat or drink,or...Whatever you...
Here,dear.Here we go.This is the front door.Here we go.Right in here.
乔伊斯 我刚看见佩格的车里有个陌生人 没看清他什么样
Joyce? I just saw this strange guy drive in with Peg.I didn't get a good look.
He looked kinda pale.
On my way.Don't do anything without me.
Yes! Be right there!
Here we are.
So...um,this is the living room and back here are the bedrooms.
You want to see the pictures? All right.
Well,this is my husband Bill.He's a bowling champion.
Do you know what bowling is?
No.Well...Here they are down at the lake,fishing.
I think Kevin looks a little glum because they didn't catch anything that day.
And,um...here's my daughter Kim.
All dressed for the junior prom.
She's a senior now,if you can believe it!
She's camping in the mountains with friends,
but she'll be back in a few days.You can meet then.
Isn't she beautiful?
That's my family.
Come along.I'll show you the rest of the house.
Then you can just freshen up and make yourself at home.
That's the kitchen over there.Help yourself to anything you want.
Those are grapes.And,um...back here are the bedrooms.
Let me get you some towels and I'lI see what we can find for you to wear.
你知道么? 这里有比尔的旧衣服 这件不错
You know what? I think I have some of Bill's old clothes in here.This is perfect!
Here.These should just fit you.
-Oh! Don't be alarmed.That's just the phone.
Now you can go in Kim's room and put these on,and I'll be right with you.
That's right.Well,he was...born up there or...something.
-Have you seen him before? -No,I doubt he's ever been off the grounds.
Then how did you ever get together with him?
下次再跟你说 玛琪 我现在必须去看看他
Listen,I have to go now.I'll talk to you later,Marge.Bye-bye.
抱歉 爱德华 我忘了...
May I help you with this?
There you go.Oh dear,you've cut your face.
Here.Let me just get this right off.
does That hurt? -No.
Good.OK.Now,let's get you dressed.
There we go.Very fine!
You look fine,just fine!
海伦 快! 她可不会等你
Helen,come on! She wouldn't wait for you.
I've got rollers in my damn hair!
Now,what did I do with my sciss...?
Edward,um... would you?
You know,I have a doctor friend who I think could help you.
Now,I can help with the scars...
But I just wanna consult the big Avon handbook before doing anything.
It's not polite to stare, dear.
Think how it would make you feel if somebody were staring at you.
-I wouldn't care.-Well,I would,so don't do it!
这对你可是很大的改变 是么 爱德?
Well,this must be quite a change for you,right,Ed?
Edward,dear.I think he prefers Edward.-Oh,Sure.
So what have you been doin' with yourself up there in that big old place?I bet the...
-我猜景观一定不错! 是不是 爱德? -爱德华!
-I bet the view must be spectacular,huh,Ed?-Edward!
No,I... I just...
See all the way to the ocean,I bet,huh?
Bill,could I have the salt and pepper,please?
Bill,dear,could I have the salt and pepper,please? Thank you.
Man,those things are cool!
I bet they're razor-sharp.One karate chop to a guy's neck...
would you like some butter for your bread?
Hey,can I bring him to show and tell on Monday?
Kevin,I've had enough.
Do you think you can sleep?
I know things feel strange,but soon you'll feel right at home.
Good night. -Good night.
The light concealing cream goes on first,
then you blend and blend and blend.
Blending is the secret.
More concealing cream...
Your complexion is so fair!
Now,this has a touch of lavender in it...
Give it a try here.
OK,this should do the trick here.
I have another idea.
We'll cover up the scars and start with a completely smooth surface.
Darn this stuff!
They still have 11 on the scoreboard,and it's three to one.
It's through the gap to Warren.
Now they change it to 12 hits.
凯文 调大声点 我听不见!
Turn it up,Kevin,I can't hear it!
Did you hear that,Mr Boggs?
No,make it louder!
it's out of here,it's history!
to make it a five-run inning and blow this game to pieces!
I'll be darned.
They filled the whole tape!
佩格 怎么回事? 回电!
What's going on over there,Peg?Call me.
我是玛琪 他是谁? 回电
Hi,it's Marge.Who is he? Call me.
对了 早上好像下雨了 孩子们没事吧?
Oh,by the way,l hear it's pouring rain in the mountains.Do you think the kids are OK?
Hey there,darlin! The gals are all in a tizzy about your secret visitor.
You can't keep him a secretfor ever!
真是太棒了 爱德 你把我们全家都剪了出来
Well,it's just wonderful,Ed.My God,you have the whole family in there,don't ya?
And he answers the challenge at first with a strike of his own.
不 儿子 那不是好主意
No,no,no,that's a terrible idea,son!
Go to the garage and get the oil can.We don't want him rusting up on us.
Edward,you did us!
-比尔 那是我们! -是的
-Oh,Bill,it's us! -Yes,it is.
It's not heaven he's from,it's straight from the stinking flames of hell.
The power of Satan is in him,I can feel it.
你们感觉不到么 你们这些可怜的迷途羔羊 -我们不是羔羊
-Can't you? Have you sheep strayed so far? -We're not sheep.
Don't come near me.
That's right.Go on,get outta here,run!
Edward,don't you listen to her!
别理她 爱德华 她有些发疯
Don't worry about her,Edward.She's just a little loony,that's all.
You all are hidin'in there like hermit crabs.
Shame on you,keepin' your unusual guest to yourself.
We think that's mighty selfish of you.
Things have been hectic here.
哦 甜心 那需要你来改变了
That is so sweet of you to wanna correct the situation.
What time does the barbecue begin?
You intend to introduce your guest to your friends,
-don't you? -I'll bring coleslaw.
And I will bring the ambrosia salad!
What time was It That you said? -uh,What time...
-Bill! -About five?
He has been sent first to tempt you!
但现在还来得及 你们必须远离他 排除他
But it's not too late.You must push him from you,expel him.
Trample down the perversion of nature.
Did you hear that? He's a perversion of nature.
Why,isn't that excitin'?
Bye-bye. -Thanks So much.
You really can't have a picnic or a barbecue without devilled eggs.
They're just...the best.They make a thing.
哦! 爱德华 你真是太好了 已经切这么多了
Oh,Edward,that's wonderful!I didn't know you'd chopped the whole thing.
We're gonna be...
哦 没事 只是个小伤口
Oh.All right now,it's just a nick.
There's no need to be nervous,dear.
Esmeralda won't be here.And the rest of the neighbours,they're really very nice.
There's no need to be nervous.They're so eager to meet you!
You just have to be yourself.
像平常一样? -对对对 像平常一样
-Myself? -That's right.Just your own sweet self.
谢谢 爱德华 -嘿 跟我们玩石头剪刀布吧
Thanks,Edward. -Hey!Play scissors,paper,stone with us.
Play scissors what?
I got a doctor friend might be able to help you.
-He did them just like that! -That is incredible.
嗨 迈克!你好吗? -你好 杰克
-Hi,Mike,how you doin'? -Hello,Jack.
你好 我是乔治 你握手不大方便吧!
Hi,George Monroe.That's a heck of a handshake you got there,Ed.
Harry! I saw you on the golf course last week...
你还好吧? 要吃什么吗? 你饿了吗?
Are you OK? Do you want something to eat? Are you hungry?
Do you want a cracker?
-He's different. -Completely different.
-He's so... -Mysterious.
D'you imagine those hands are hot or cold?
And just think what a single snip could do.
The guys and I want to invite you to our card game Friday night.
Would you like that?
Only thing is... you can't cut!
I have my own infirmity.Never did me a bit of harm.
战争时受的伤 使我没了知觉 一点知觉也没有
Took some shrapnel during the war,and ever since then I can't feel a thing!
Don't you ever let anybody tell you you have a handicap.
Who's handicapped? My goodness.
不要说笑 你才不是残废! 你是...
Don't be ridiculous! You're not handicapped,you're...
What do they call the... exceptional?
My name's Joyce,and I noticed that you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad...
that I made especially for you.
你必须尝尝这个 我妈妈调制的 -你的修剪功夫真是棒极了
-You must try this.It's my mother's recipe. -Doesn't this look gorgeous?
With a green thumb like yours,I sure could use your help at my place.
I want a row of angels!
抱歉 他答应先到我家的 是不是 爱迪?
I am so sorry,ladies,but he's promised to come to my house first.Haven't you,Eddie?
嗯? -好了 大家注意 拿好你们的盘子
-I did? -OK,everybody,grab your plates!
Azhuzhizha zhigabab\nAzhuzhizha zhigabab.
什么? -I thuzhizha zhizhgabab
What? -I thuzhizha zhizhgabab.
It is shish kebab.It was a figure of speech.
You shouldn't take things so literally.
Let us pretend we are in the drawing room and the hostess is serving tea.
Many numerous little questions confront us.
Should the man rise when he accepts his cup of tea?
May lump sugar be taken with the fingers?
Is it good form to accept a second cup?
Should the napkin be entirely unfolded...
or should the centre crease be allowed to remain?
It is so easy to commit embarrassing blunders,
but etiquette tells us just what is expected of us...
and guards us from all humiliation and discomfort.
Mm, yes. Boring.
Let us switch to, uh...
to some poetry, hm?
There was an old man from the Cape,
Who made himseIf garments of crepe.
When asked: Will they tear?
He replied: Here and there,
But they keep such a beautiful shape!
Go ahead,smile.It's funny.
Everything's still sopping.
I Can hardly Wait to Take A shower.-And to sleep in A bed.
If my parents have the alarm set,I'm screwed.
I told you to call them and tell them we're coming back early.
-But did you? -Nope,he'd rather complain.
How else am I supposed to get attention?
-You didn't call your parents.-They don't run things like a police state.
再见 伙计们!谢谢你们送我 -再见
Bye.Thanks for driving,Denny. -bye.
再见 - 再见
bye. - bye.
-Don't forget your arm! -Oh,yeah.
Come on, Jim, let's go.
There's somebody in my room! Go look! Look!
He's a murderer! He's got an axe! He tried to kill me!
没事 孩子 -妈妈 你去看
-Everything's OK. -Mom,go look!
Go back to bed,Kevin.
Edward's come to live with us.There is nothing to be upset about.
OK.We'lI have you set up here in a minute.
We got a full queen-size bed here,believe it or not.
Oh,it's all made and everything.Good.
There you go.
What's the matter? What's wrong?
She get you nervous?
You've been cloistered away up in that castle too long.
You don't know about the wonderful world of teenage girls.They're all crazy.
-Here,this'll straighten you right out. -What is it?
I don't know what it is.
They reach a certain age...
They develop these gland things,their bodies swell up...
They go crazy.
I try not to think about it.
Now,you stay in Kevin's room tonight and tomorrow we'll fix your room right up.
Why did you have to bring him here?
I couldn't have left him all alone.You'd have done the same.
Why does he have to stay here?
天啊 金 你让我吃惊 像他那样不能自理
My goodness,Kim,I'm surprised at you.He can't help the way he is.
have A little sympathy. -I Do have sympathy.
那好 让我们表示欢迎 下楼去和他握手
Then say a little greeting.Come downstairs,shake the man's hand...
-Shake his hand?! -Well,not literally.
-Goodness,you scared him half to death!-I scared him to death?
嘿 比尔 我希望你们俩正式认识一下
Hi,Bill! I just wanted you two to have a proper introduction.
Edward,this is our daughter Kim.
金 这是爱德华 他和我们一起住
Kim,this is Edward,who's gonna live with us.
H- h- h... H- h- h...
Kisses! Hush up!
Darlin',I can hardly hear myself think! Momma's precious little baby girl...
Aah! Wouldn't you like a nice cool glass of lemonade?
One chop to a guy's neck,and it's all over.
Sharpest things in the world.They can hack through anything.
They give me the creeps.
You should see the clown in Miss Peters' yard.
-Oh,no. -That's him?
-金 他在叫你 -闭嘴!
-He's calling you,Kimba. -Stop it!
Edward,you forgot your cookies.
别怕 爱迪 她在等你呢!
Don't worry,Eddie.She's waiting for ya!
-Stop! -Let's go.
比尔 你知道么 爱德华在杰基家吃的饭
Bill,Edward had lunch at Jackie's today...
and she just had her kitchen completely redone.
真让人吃惊 -新油漆 新橱柜 新地板
-I'll be darned. -New paint,new cabinets,new floors,
新微波炉 新的无声洗碗机 -太棒了
-a new microwave,new silent dishwasher...-Isn't that wonderful?
Jim,didn't you just tell me your mom had her kitchen done too?
Yeah,my dad bought himself a bunch of new toys.
大屏幕电视机 CD播放机 还有录像机
Big-screen TV,CD players,VCR with four heads...
My goodness sake! I wonder what it's like to be that rich.
They keep things locked up.
My father has his own room for his stuff to make sure I can't use it.
He won't even help me buy an old car.
也许他是希望你自己负这笔钱 我同意他的做法 这会锻炼你的性格
He probably wants you to pay for it yourself.It builds character.You'll appreciate it more.
说到钱 爱德华 我听说你的园艺工作是免费的
Speaking of money...I understand you're not charging for your gardening,Edward.
不 比尔 玛琪做了曲奇饼干给他
Now,Bill...Marge made him cookies today.
You can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
饼干买不到车 对吧 吉姆?
You can't buy a car with cookies.Am I right,Jim?
是的 先生 买不到
Uh,that's true,sir,you can't.
I...I can't eat that.He used his hands.
It's...I don't think it's sanitary.
Honey,you want me to help you clean that up?
I'll be right back.
Alexis? Oh,this can't possibly be my Alexis!
她看起来美极了 看看你! 宝贝
She looks so beautiful! Look at you! Sweetie!
She's gorgeous. Thank you!
It won't be long.She just has to decide on the style.
And then it'll be fine.
对 就是这样 像我的头发一样
I was hopin' for somethin' big and kinda bouffant.Kinda like mine?
宝贝 别怕! 你会变得很漂亮的
Now don't you worry,Kisses,you're gonna be just fine.You're gonna be so pretty.
是的 宝贝 哦!
Yes, you are. Oh!
哦 爱迪 有什么事是你不能做的么?
Oh! Eddie,is there anything you can't do?
You take my very breath away,I swear.Look at this!
Have you ever cut a woman's hair?
Would you cut mine?
That was the single most thrillin' experience of my whole life.
They're getting the head of the company!
我回来了 -亲爱的 我们在这里
-I'm home! -Hi,honey.We're in here.
嗨 - 嗨
- Hi. - Hi!
What did you do to your hair?
Edward cut it. Isn't it wild?
Hello? Oh,I can't believe I'm talking to you in person.
This is such an honour.
Yes. He's right here.
So then you know all about it.
Uh-huh.Well,that's exactly what I've been using.
Well,I've had a little trouble getting it the right consistency...well,just a little.
I'll try that. Uh-huh.
Well,what imaginative suggestions.
我会的 多谢您 再见
I sure will. Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
No wonder she's the head of the company.
You know,she started out as a sales representative just like me.
I've always wanted to talk to her,but until now I never had a reason.
She had some ideas? -you bet She did.
- 啊! - 嗯!
- Uh-huh! - Mm-hm!
I'll get that.
Edward. We're here.
Come on,let's get you sharpened up.
有钥匙? -没有 真是太糟糕了
-You got it? -No.I can't believe this.
This is such a drag.
再见 - 再见
bye. - bye.
Do you have a key?
-I could have sworn they were in my purse.-Well,we're stranded.
干得好 伙计 甚至都没有划痕
Ed! What a guy! Good job.You didn't break it or scratch it or anything.
Hey,be a pal and yell when Peg pulls in,huh?
Quite a story,yes? Any questions for Edward?
Yeah? Get away over.
Stand right up.
What's been the best part of your new life here in town?
The friends I've made.
Any other questions?
Have you ever thought of having corrective surgery or prosthetics?
I know a doctor that might be able to help you.
I'd like to meet him.
We'll get that name after the show.Thank you.That's very nice.
Anyone else? Yes,stand right up.
But then you'd be like everyone else.
I think he'd like that.
But then no one would think you were special.
You wouldn't be on TV or anything.
No matter what,Edward will always be special.
More questions? Yes.Stand right up.
Your work is so interesting,distinctive and unique.
Do you have any plans to open your own beauty salon?
Oh,there's an idea!
还有吗? 哦 请站起来
Anyone else? Yeah. Stand right up.
-Do you have a girlfriend? -Ohhhh!
他肯定有 是吧 金?
Sure he does. Right,Kim?
对吧 金? -好吧 又在胡说了
Right, Kim? -Great!Now you got him started.
Knock it off,bubble-butt.
you Did it. -so?
怎么样 爱德华 你的生命中有特殊的女士么?
How about it,Edward? ls there some speciallady in yourlife?
啊! 一切正常 广告以后我们再见!
Uh...everything's all right.We'll take a break and we'll be back after these messages.
Why are you laughing? He got hurt!
-没事 只是被电了一下! - 只是被电了一下?
It was Just A little shock.What Do you care? -A little shock?
I wish we'd been taping that.I'd give my left nut to see that again.
Aren't you excited? This is so thrillin'!
Wait till I show it to you.It's just perfect.It's just what we've been lookin' for.
I wanna call it Shear Heaven!
Ohh! And here we are.
Now,all along here I'm gonna put a row of new mirrors.
And back along here,well,I think...
Eddie! Come along, doll.
Back up here a whole row of new cosmetics.And all along this row here...
佩格能提供化妆品 -是的 那当然
Peg Could sell cosmetics. -Yeah...Sure.
And this of course is where we wash the hair.
And here is where I stand...when I greet the customers.
But back in here is what I really wanna show you.
Eddie...This is what I really want to show you.
Now,this is the storeroom where we keep everything,
and what I need from you today is a decision I need you to help me make.
哦! 宝贝 不要这样 这很危险
Oh,honey,no! No,don't. That's dangerous.
Now,you just sit right down there...
I have some smocks.Would you like me to model them for you?
With these hands
I will cling to you
I'm yours for ever
And a day
Now,this is my favourite.
Because it's yellow...
And what it's for...
is to catch those itchy little trimmings that fall down your neck.
And then there's this old purple one that you just kinda...
drape around you like this.
I like that one.
怎么了 爱迪 你在发抖
Why, Eddie, you're tremblin'.
So am I!
I've been waitin' for this moment for so long.
And with these hands
I'll provide for you
Should there be a stormysea
I'll turn the tide for you
And I'll never
Oh no, I'll never
I'll never let you go
爱德华 你回来! 你不能走!
Edward,you come back here! You can't do that!
-It hangs on the dashboard. -I've never seen that.
抱歉 我迟到了 -嗨 爱德华
-Sorry I'm late. -Hi, Edward.
Sorry,dear,we had to go ahead without you.There you go.
So,Edward,did you have a productive day?
Mrs Monroe showed me where the salon will be.
你在那可以有一个化妆品柜 -哦 真的么 太好了
-You could have a cosmetics counter. -Wouldn't that be great?
Then she showed me the back room where she took all her clothes off.
Edward,I can't tell you how thrilled I am.I'm as pleased as punch.
This venture's gonna teach you volumes.
There's nothin' like running your own business.
I've never done it myself,
but I gather it's the greatest satisfaction a working man can have.
So I guess the bank's gonna be your next step,huh?
是啊 先贷款 然后你才能开始
Yeah.Take out a loan,get yourself started.
Nothin' to worry about.With your talent and reputation,it's gonna be a snap.
no record of jobs you've held,
no personal investments...
No social security number you may as well not even exist...
there is no collateral. -no,we already have A second on the house.
But don't the testimonials count?
Did you see here the mayor's wife can't wait to become a client?
We simply can't do it.
你应该先领一张社会保障卡 建立信用 买一辆车
Now,get yourself a social security card,establish credit and buy yourself a car.
You have a decided advantage.You can get a handicapped placard...
and park anywhere you like.
I can't believe it. It's just an outrage.
别担心! 还有办法 我们总能弄到钱的
But don't you worry.This isn't the end of it.We'll get your money somehow.
-But that's breaking and entering. -My parents have insurance up the rear.
What'll it cost them? A little hassle,that's about it.
我们不能这样做 -听着 有人愿意出钱买这些东西
-We can't. -This guy'll give us cash for the stuff.
Jim,I don't want to...
You don't want us to have our own van where we can be alone? And a mattress in the back?
Why can't you do it?
Because the room's locked and we need Edward to get us in.
Can't you take the key when he's sleeping?
The only thing he hangs on to tighter is his dick.
听着 金 爱德华可以为你做任何事 -这不是真的
-Razor Blades'll do anything for you. -That's not true.
什么不是真的 你可以自己去问 -那不公平
-Oh,no? Why don't you ask him? -That's not fair.
什么是公平的 我们没有其他办法 -肯定有别的办法
-So what? There isn't any other way. -There's gotta be.
Look,I've racked my brain.
Don't you want us to have our own van?
Jim, the lights are on!
那是自动的 我父母度周末去了 他们不在家
Those go on automatically.They're gone for the weekend,I told you.
In case of burglars.
你把警报器关了是嘛? -当然 你认为呢
-You turned off the alarm? -Yes. Let's go.
I hate this.
-Are you sure he doesn't know this is Jim's house? -He's never been here.
-这个人偷了你的东西? -嘘! 小声点!
-This person stole from you? -Shh! Keep it down!
I told you he stole it,OK? Let's go!
Tell his parents and they'll make him give it back.
听着 我试过了 你答应过金的 来吧
Listen,I already tried that.Now,you told Kim you'd do this. Let's go.
来吧 快 快
OK, come on. Come on.
Come on,come on,come on! Now! Come on!
见鬼 警报器是独立安装的 快走!
The bastard had it wired separately.Come on!
不 吉姆 不能把他一个人留在这里
No,Jim,we can't just leave him here!
-Come on. -I'm not gonna do this!
快走 金 -住手
-Just come on,Kim. -Stop!
Put me down!
Put me down!
We know you're in there!
We're in the process of deactivating the system so that you can come out!
-丹尼 掉头! -不行
-Denny,turn around! -No way.
吉姆 那是你的家 警察不会逮捕你的
Jim,they can't arrest you for setting off your own alarm.
We'll tell 'em we freaked and ran.
-I'm not going back there,OK? -We have to!
No. My father would prosecute.
his own son? -Especially his own son.
And if Edward tells I'll kill him!
-丹尼! 掉头! -不
-Denny,turn around! -No!
You have to!
We want your hands high in the air where we can see them!
Put your hands up!
He's holding something. Looks like knives.
Drop your weapons!
I repeat... drop your weapons!
I'm gonna ask you one more time.This is your last warning.Drop your weapons.
If you fail to do so we'll have to open fire.Don't make us do that, buddy.
Drop your weapons. Drop 'em!
Looks like we got a psycho.
-准备开火! -不 不
-Prepare to fire! -Marge No! No!
-退后! -那是他的手 不是武器!
-Stand back,ladies! -Those aren't weapons,those are his hands!
Please.We know him.
All right. Cuff him.
我们现在可以看他吗? -可以 我们要把他留在这进行观察
-But we can see him now? -We're going to have to hold him overnight.
he has to stay in prison All night? -you Can pick him up in the morning.
哦 爱德华 亲爱的 我真该责怪自己
Oh, Edward, dear. I blame myself.
What in God's name was going through your mind,son?
Why didn't I set a better example? You saw how I envied Jim's parents.
What were you gonna do with that stuff?
I blithely say We'll get money for the salon somehow,
but I never meant stealing.
亲爱的 偷钱不是办法 从来都不是办法
Dear,stealing's not the way to get it.Stealing's not the way to get anything.
是的 出了麻烦 现在你可真是有麻烦啊
Uh-uh.Except trouble.And you're in a serious heap of that.
哦 爱德华 你为什么要这么做呢?
Oh, Edward. Why ever did you do this?
-Damn those TV programmes! -Damn them all to hell!
Or did somebody put you up to this?
Will he be OK, doc?
The years spent in isolation have not given him the tools to judge right from wrong.
He's had no context.He's been completely without guidance.
再说他的工作 园艺 还有发型等等
Furthermore his work,the garden sculptures,hairstyles and so forth,
indicate that he's a highly imaginative...
His awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped.
But will he be all right out there?
Oh, yeah. He'll be fine.
听着 我整完都在替你担心 出去当心点
Listen,it could keep me up all night worrying about ya.You watch yourself,you hear?
I happened to be up,so I heard all this noise...
All along I felt in my gut there was somethin' wrong with him.
It Could have been my house.-or any of our houses,but...
我不是早警告过你们 不是么? 我看到他身上有魔鬼的印记
I warned you,didn't I? I saw the sign of Satan on him.
You didn't heed my warning,but now you will.Because now you can see it too.
Edward, you stay here.
What Do you Say in your defence? -nothing.
-He doesn't want to talk. -You have to say something.
-He can't talk right now. -No comments? No remarks?
So,were you set up? What was going through your mind?
Huh? What do you have to say for yourself?
就一会 就一句话 -以后再说
one comment.One comment. -Later.
Goodness,Lois,it looks like I'lI see you at our Christmas party...
before I get you over for your haircut!
当然 我们每年都举行晚会 今年为什么不呢?
Well,of course we're gonna have it this year.We have it every year.Why wouldn't we?
You may think that, but you're wrong.
They didn't hurt you, did they?
Were you scared?
I tried to make Jim go back,but you can't make Jim do anything.
Thank you for not telling them that we...
It must have been awful when they told you whose house it was.
I knew it was Jim's house.
You... you did?
Well, then why'd you do it?
Because you asked me to.
-Don't! -What's the matter with you?
When are you gonna stop? I did what I could.
My old man thinks he's retarded,so he's free.What more do you want?
你可以说实话 -你也能 当时你也在啊
-You could tell the truth. -So could you.You were there too!
这不是我的注意 我根本没想那么做 -但是你做了
-You know I didn't wanna do it. -But you did do it.
I don't get why you give such a shit anyway.
Maybe there's a way you can replace the drapes and the towels,
but our confidence in you is not gonna be so easy to replace.
好吧 我们来上一课 你在大街上捡到一个装满钱的箱子
OK.A little ethics.You're walkin' down the street.You find a suitcase full of money.
周围没有人 而且也没有人会看到 你会怎么做?
There's nobody around.No human person is in evidence.What do you do?
A: You keep the money.
B: You use it to buy gifts for your friends and your loved ones.
C: You give it to the poor.
D: You turn it in to the police.
-爸爸 这太无聊了 -金!
-Dad,this is really stupid. -Kim...!
-I'd keep the money. -Simmer down.
Hey,how about after dinner we go down to the bowling alley? That'd be fun.
You're not seeing Jim tonight?
We had the coolest show and tell today.
一个孩子带来了一盒子的幼鼠 10只 也许12只 全都是光光的
This kid brought in a box of baby possums.Ten,maybe twelve.Totally naked.
一点毛都没有 -宝贝 你爸爸还没有讲完
-No hair at all. -Honey,your father isn't finished yet.
谢谢你 亲爱的 爱德华 我们在等你的回答
Thank you,dear.Edward,we're waiting.
Give it to my loved ones?
哦 爱德华 这看起来是你应该做的 实际上不是
Oh,Edward,it does seem that that's what you should do,but it's not.
You dope,everybody knows you're supposed to give it to the police.
Good thinking, Kevin.
Well, think about it, you guys.
I mean,that's the nicer thing to do.That's what l would do.
不要把他弄糊涂了 我希望事情相对简单一些 刚才那段不要
We're not trying to confuse him,we're trying to make things easier,so cut the comedy.
我是认真的 爸爸 那也做会好的多
I am being serious,Dad.It's a much nicer thing to do.
Forget nice.We're talking right and wrong.
哦 天啊 生活在这样的家庭里 怪不得可怜的爱德华不能辨别是非
Oh,goodness! No wonder poor Edward can't learn right from wrong,living in this family!
Well,did you hear what he did to Peg's curtains?
It's unbelievable they're having their party anyway.Are you going?
I don't think so.
He practically raped Joyce,threatening her with those knives.
It's a miracle she escaped.
I have nothing against Bill and Peg,but...
I know.They've got that teenage daughter in the house.
Those poor things! After what happened to me...
Can you imagine?
What did you say about the Christmas party?
I said I hoped we could make it.
I lied too.
Edward? Do you want to give me that new haircut?
It makes me proud to have you as my own personal hairdresser.
嗨 亲爱的 -嗨
Hi, honey. -hi.
凯文 你想玩石头剪子布么? -不
Kevin,want to play scissors,paper,stone? -No.
为什么 -很无聊 我总是赢
-Why? -It's boring.I'm tired of always winning.
-I'll be outside -A few manners!
爱德华 你不要介意 来给我剪个新发型
Never you mind,dear.Just...cut away.Cut away.
I saw three ships come sailing by
On Christmas day,on Christmas day
I saw three ships come sailing by
On Christmas day in the morning
还缺点什么 宝贝 你觉得呢?
It needs something...else.What do you think,honey?
铃铛? -好的 再来点铃铛
More bells? -More bells.OK.
Mom,do you really think we should be having this party?
Of course I think we should be having this party.
It's just what we need to calm things down,and...everything'll go back to normal.Hm?
Do you have any more bells,honey?
Now you've done it.
不过擦伤了点皮 吉姆 没事
It's just a scratch,Jim,really.It's OK.
你靠边站 你再敢碰她我就杀了你 -这没什么
-Touch her again and I'll kill ya. -It's no big deal.
叫医生来 他划伤了金 -不
-Call a doctor.He skewered Kim.-No!
Stay away from her.I mean it!
You can't touch anything without ruining it.Why do you hang around here anyway?
I want you to sit right down and wait for me to bring you some ice.
Stay right there. I'll be right back.
On Christmas day in the morning
Get the hell outta here!
滚开 你这个怪物 滚
Get the hell out! Go! Freak!
嘿 爱德华 你到哪儿去?
Hey,Edward,where are you goin'?
Where is he?
他想伤害你 -不 他没有 你知道的
he tried to hurt you.-he Did not,And you know it.
Are you nuts? I just saw him!
吉姆 我不再爱你了 你走开好吗? 你走
Jim,I don't love you any more.I just want you to go,OK?Just go!
Are you serious?
And lose you to that? He isn't even human.
你离开这好吗 你走开 吉姆
Just get out of here,OK? Just go!
Dad,did you see where Edward went?
I don't know.He just waltzed down the street.
we have to Find him,Mom.-your father will Find him.
Go on in the house.I'll take care of it.
I'll go find him.
I'm calling the police!
看这些血 就是个小伤口 没关系
See all that blood,sweetie? And it's just a little cut.
你好 佩格太太 我来看看那个有手的人
Hello.I'm here to see the man with the hands.
嗯... -他不在这 谢谢
-Uh... -He's not here. Thank you.
Helen,did you actually see him?
I'm looking for the man with the scissors.
-谢天谢地 你可来了 -他朝那边去了!
-Thank God you're here.-He went right down that way,sir.
好! 冷静! 你们回家去吧 这事我们来处理
All right,calm down,calm down.Go on home.We'll handle it.
Just go home.
-A... a demon.A demon.-You gotta do somethin'!
I'm sure your father'll find him soon.
What time is it?
It's almost 8.30.Great party,huh?
Mom,where are they?
上帝啊 希望他没事 -是啊 亲爱的
-God,I hope he's OK.-So do I, honey.
You know,when I brought Edward down here to live with us,
I really didn't think things through.
And I didn't think about what could happen to him.
Or to us. Or to the neighbourhood.
And now I think that maybe...
it might be best if he goes... back up there.
Because at least there he's safe.
And we'd just...go back to normal.
I got halfway to the Whitmans'.I didn't see him anywhere.
Let's get in the car and go look for him.
-Where's Kevin now? -At Max's.
Oh, for God's sakes!
你要到哪儿去 小姐? -跟你们一起去
-Where do you think you're goin'? -With you guys.
-不 你在家里等着 亲爱的 -我们马上回来!
-You stay here in case somebody shows up.-We'll be right back,dear.
Are you OK?
Yes. Are you OK?
Where is everybody?
Out looking for you.
我知道圣诞节还早 爱德华 可是...
I know it's a little early for Christmas,Edward,but...
I have a present for you.
Forget holding her hand.
Picture the damage he could do other places.
Yeah. That's sick.
Ugh! I feel like I'm gonna pass out or puke or something.
Later.First,take me to her house.
Come on.Don't make me drive.
Just do it!
Jesus.Maybe she was right about you.
-Just drive! -Relax!
明天见 给我打电话 -好的
See you tomorrow.Call me.-All right.
Have they caught him yet?
Who? -him!That... hat cripple.
Let me know when they do.
Let us all know, OK?
Like a good boy.
-Urgh! -Are you OK?
-It's OK. -Ow!
爱德华 住手 -我是你的朋友
-Edward, stop! -I'm your friend.
Somebody help us!
What are you doing? Get away from him!
-Let go of me! -What?
-让开 -爱德华 回家去 爱德华 回家去!
-Get away! -Edward,come home.Come home!
Kevin's all right! It was just the tiniest scratch!
他走了! 不要去打扰他了好吗? 让他自己呆着吧
He's gone.Let's not bother him,all right? Let's just leave him alone.
Go on, run.
怎么了? 他死了吗? -他死了吗?
What happened? ls he dead? -Did you get him?
都结束了! 你们都回家去吧 没什么好看的
It's all over.Go on home.There's nothing more to see.
What happened out there? I want to know! I want some answers!
It is all over.
Where is he? Where is he?
Get back here! I wanna ask you something!
Look at that! I don't believe this.
They don't have him. I'm goin'.
No! That's not a good idea.
Did I hurt Kevin?
没有 他没事 他多半是被吓到了
No,he's OK.Mostly he was just scared.
Edward,I was so afraid.
I thought you were dead.
Stop it. Or I'll kill you myself.
嘿! 我跟你说了 离她远点!
Hey! I said stay away from her!
I love you.
Is he in there?
The roof caved in on him.
They killed each other.
You can see for yourselves.
I'm goin' home.
She never saw him again.
Not after that night.
How do you know?
Because I was there.
You could have gone up there.You still could go.
I'm an old woman now.
I would rather him remember me the way I was.
How do you know he's still alive?
I... don't know.
Not for sure, but...
I believe he is.
You see, before he came down here...
it never snowed.
If he weren't up there now,I don't think it would be snowing.
Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.